fics where they both think it’s unrequited pining
me and my friends started doing “neural handshakes” at parties, which is when we do shots of jaeger, but with our faces next to eachother and arms intertwined and we yell INITIATING NEURAL HANDSHAKE and then drink
That’s absolutely hilarious.
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted